* This blog is dedicated to the bich (oh yes, I KNOW I spelled it wrong!), moderators at TWOP. Without Strenga et AL, I'd be happily posting-away along with the best of them. Unfortunately, TWOP is a little too heavy-handed, high-falootin' and downright unfriendly.
*(added 2011)-Amended to mean Strega's Real Housewives forum(s) and of course those Bravo Blogs that eat your comments w/o posting them. I still visit TWOP for the best snark.


*(Added April 30th, it has come to my attention that some of the rumors posted on this blog are definitely FALSE. Most rumors are clearly labeled as such, but in case I missed any, please keep that in mind)

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Finale episode RAMONA'S "wedding".

Ramona is at THE PIERRE with her wedding-planner ROBERTA, she says that she will have "about 50" guests, and that she'll "get in trouble" for not inviting everybody.
The venue is really gorgeous.
JILL & BETHENNY are having lunch. JILL thanks BETHENNY for coming.
"I can't believe what's, ya know, happened to us."-(JILL)
"I wanna tell you that I'm sorry that when you reached out to me at RAMONA'S...and I feel really bad about that."-(JILL)
"You weren't there."-(BETHENNY) "I found you to be disloyal in the last six months."-(BETHENNY)
"I don't gossip about you."-(JILL)
(no JILL you just write anonymous bad book reviews)
"I think that the tides turning on JILL are the reason why we're having this conversation"-(BETHENNY in narration)
"You're having a lot of issues with a lot of people right now."-(BETHENNY)
"ALEX is a toxic person."-(JILL)
JILL gives BETHENNY some special latkes and says,
"Let me know how you like the potata pancakes.",
LUANN is having a party for her song at THE PALM. SONJA asks LUANN if COURT is coming. LUANN says no, JACQUES, (JAG?), (JACK), is coming.
He's French. He's her boyfriend now.
ALEX is a no-show. So are BETHENNY & RAMONA. LUANN says that she invited everyone.
She lip-syncs.
"When she left, finally the next day we had some peace & quite."-(SONJA)
She says this pointing to KELLY who is right there!
They chat about the island, and who is going to RAMONA'S wedding.The TALK BUBBLE shows a TWEET that says someone feels sorry for JILL.
JASON & BETHENNY are moving-in together.
BETHENNY says that they're the "reverse JEFFERSONS"-(BETHENNY) because they're moving Downtown.
AVERY & RAMONA go to the salon to get ready for the wedding.
Without make-up, RAMONA & AVERY look like twins almost.
JILL shows-up to surprise RAMONA at her hotel suite before the wedding.
RAMONA tells JILL to "Understand where other people are coming-from."
JILL & ALEX do a two-cheek kiss.
"The whole thing seemed so concockted."-(KELLY)
KELLY lets us know that she played "the bigger person", by not RSVP-ing or letting RAMONA know that she was coming.
BETHENNY tells ALEX that she closed doors with JILL, that she "can't be fake."
"Already there's problems. There's no hor'durves."-(JILL)
Apparently everyone has been kept waiting an hour & a half.
BRAVO TALK BUBBLE-someone says that they want RAMONA'S haircut, they're asking for "The RAMONA. when they go to get it cut."
"MOST DRAMATIC IN HOUSEWIFE HISTORY", the RE-UNION next week! We see a preview.
"I overheard JILL say "the two teams, had been seated on opposite sides of the aisle., But that's how it started, Labor Day weekend, oddly enough."-(ALEX),
"It all started-out at the VERTICAL CLUB..."-(The OFFICIANT)
RAMONA gives a speech. MARIO gives his.  They kiss.
KELLY gives RAMONA a book of photos from the trip.
(JILL'S daughter and RAMONA'S both have the same color royal blue dress).
(AVERY is the Maid of Honor.)
JILL snubs ALEX with a "Hii~iii", and a plastered-on fake smile that I think she learned from ANDY COHEN.
LUANN has an place in the City. RAMONA went to AFRICA. SONJA is writing a novel. KELLY, "spend much of her time being charitable.", ALEX is promoting her book. JILL misses her friendship with BETHENNY. BETHENNY has a new TV-show.
-The End-