* This blog is dedicated to the bich (oh yes, I KNOW I spelled it wrong!), moderators at TWOP. Without Strenga et AL, I'd be happily posting-away along with the best of them. Unfortunately, TWOP is a little too heavy-handed, high-falootin' and downright unfriendly.
*(added 2011)-Amended to mean Strega's Real Housewives forum(s) and of course those Bravo Blogs that eat your comments w/o posting them. I still visit TWOP for the best snark.

*(Added April 30th, it has come to my attention that some of the rumors posted on this blog are definitely FALSE. Most rumors are clearly labeled as such, but in case I missed any, please keep that in mind)

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Is this the face of the Toaster-oven and Toaster-oven Cookbook Soup Nazi?

Sad really, because demand for toaster-ovens and toaster-oven recipes is reaching an overwhelming demand, and only Sonja Morgan's meticulously, made-in-the-USA, cheese-melting, broiling, machine will fill the desire. Surveys of my own acquaintances have revealed that the world thinks of Sonja and her disappointing non-production of toaster-ovens, and toaster-oven recipes, every time we perform an unsatisfactory cheese-melt in a (sorry I hope that no one is eating)-microwave. Yes, microwaved melted cheese has lost just about every fan that it ever had. And I blame Sonja for that as well.

Sonja addresses the lack-of progress with the toaster that everyone has been waiting-for in her Bravo (here) blog for this week, and she acknowledges that her motion picture lawsuit and her other financial objectives are influencing her activities. So I think it is safe to say that what'shername's husband was only acting, (scripted)-like he thinks that Sonja is a fool.

  " I'm not afraid of making mistakes. I'm afraid of making the same mistake twice."-Sonja
About that new-fangled, hammock-style yoga? Bad-timing that this episode aired this week after the recent circus accident in the news. Still-it looks like fun, but PLEASE wear HELMETS. And a yoga-mat isn't going to be a thick-enough "safe-landing" when we try this at home-is it?

Survey also says, everyone wants to go to The Berkshires, if only to avoid running-into the likes of Ramona.

Sonja appeared on Watch What Happens Live as Andy's guest, and I noticed that when Andy Cohen pronounced "Sonja-rhymes-with phone-ya", it didn't bother me like it does when Ramona says it. I was also glad to hear a caller from NJ, pronounce it as "sON-ya" (rhymes-with on ya)--when addressing Ms. Morgan, and Sonja answers to BOTH versions without insisting on a correction.

Sonja also responded enthusiastically, and positively to a WWHL caller who hinted that Sonja's "brand" was approaching the reputation of Grey Gardens-type of style. Sonja embraced the question as a compliment, and indicated that Edith Bouvier Beale is one of her heros. Yes, Sonja has done her homework alright, but at what point does it become a problem, to hoard-away the long-anticipated toaster oven and recipe book from the hungry masses? Despite the gossip and smack-talk being done about Sonja by her friends and frenemies, no one else has come-forward to fill the toaster-oven need that Sonja has created, so I'm going to keep waiting 'till she's good and ready to show us what she's got.