* This blog is dedicated to the bich (oh yes, I KNOW I spelled it wrong!), moderators at TWOP. Without Strenga et AL, I'd be happily posting-away along with the best of them. Unfortunately, TWOP is a little too heavy-handed, high-falootin' and downright unfriendly.
*(added 2011)-Amended to mean Strega's Real Housewives forum(s) and of course those Bravo Blogs that eat your comments w/o posting them. I still visit TWOP for the best snark.

*(Added April 30th, it has come to my attention that some of the rumors posted on this blog are definitely FALSE. Most rumors are clearly labeled as such, but in case I missed any, please keep that in mind)

Thursday, April 22, 2010

ReCap, The "Crap" episode

ALEX will make a good friend for BETHENNY!
BETHENNY says that ALEX is, "Low maintenance".
ALEX has young children, so she can help her be a good mom too-I was actually worried about that for her.

I skipped over the not-hilarious dog-poop scene over at JILL's condo. Anyone else think that that was a suspiciously large amount of dog-crap for an otherwise "healthy" dog? Did JILL'S friend look stoned?

Ramona's daughter is rocking the spinster-librarian/nun look. Its kind-of scary on a 14 year-old. RAMONA'S way of adding the name of her jewelry company into every scene by claiming that she's going-through a "renewal" is in KELLY'S words "Awesome! (-ly getting annoying) .
Note to self: Add "raise your glass and drink" to drinking-game for every time that RAMONA says, "renewal".

"Don't wear chiffon on Christmas Day if you can help it." -GLORIA, JILL'S mom. WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?

And for anyone who's suffered-through all 3 seasons of this hot-mess, I had a flashback to Season 1 when JILL held-up a photo of her daughter as a toddler, and she said, "Look at that body!".
Now I remember why I hated JILL in the first place! sending your beautiful teen-age daughter to FAT CAMP on national television is just so over-the-top WRONG, and her fat-prejudice is rearing its ugly head AGAIN!

KELLY wants to HAVE more babies? I hope that she's not planning-on using her own eggs, since they are passed their expiration date.

Well they started-out this episode with crap, and ended with the "toilet-paper-dress" scene.

""They told us to wear a square of toilet-paper and make an outfit." -BETHENNY, except JILL, in her matronly looking long black dress, didn't get the memo.
I really think that BRAVO set her up on that one, HA. All the talk about how awkward and uncomfortable she was, personally, I think she was ticked-off about how great everyone looked in their teeny-tiny dresses.